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Skill Demotivational Poster


Old Saw -




FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage


TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5


Driving skills -


TAGS: skills lamborghini cars skoda
Rating: 3/5

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Porcelina - February 9, 2009, 9:02 pm
.... . I hate when people go around me because GOD FORBID i'm only going 5 over the speed limit and not 15
Doc - February 9, 2009, 7:39 am
Someone has watched a few too many episodes of Top Gear.


A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS... - ...I will show you them


TAGS: liam neeson taken movie skills skillz torture
Rating: 2.12/5


THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !


TAGS: wife cooking skills marry
Rating: 3.46/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 12:06 am
shes not allowed in the cave anymore


JOB SKILLS -


TAGS: unempleed out sourcing no job skills
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - July 26, 2011, 5:14 pm

lol....i know.
c0okydough - July 26, 2011, 9:19 am
5 pairs of epic shoes (: but seriously, I gotta have these...


social skills -




LIVING -




CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?


TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
LMAO!!!!!!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


LISTENING SKILL - A good listener is usually thinking about something else.




EXUBERANCE -




BACK IN THE DAY -


TAGS: gwbasic programing games took skill
Rating: 4.52/5

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champ99 - May 20, 2011, 2:06 pm
For me also. Thanks Mr. M!
motinet - May 20, 2011, 12:35 pm

So much nostalgic win


RECKLESS DRIVING - Police Call It Reckless Driving I Call It Skills




SKILL - because eating pie and speeding seriously does require skill


TAGS: skill driving pie speeding
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Ha ha ha ha... lolman has opinions. He's like Derek... without all the self-awareness.
lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:36 pm
Well.. There is no MPH symbol... so it could actually be a crappy 1 litre car that doesnt go over 140 kilometres and hour, there is alot ive seen with speedos that low. I could eat 3 pies and drive 86 km/h ... which is what this dude is doing. it aint US
bOB cHIN - September 18, 2009, 10:53 am
Why so serious? That pie isn't gonna eat itself.


WOMEN - If it has tires, they can't park it.




EXPERIENCE AND SKILL -


TAGS: ski water experience skill mature senior
Rating: 4.09/5

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Iconoclast - May 8, 2010, 3:01 pm
Thanks for the link. I'll try it out.
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am
try using....http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ to make your captions
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am
sweet idea but por ph**o shoping. 4L


SKILL TESTS - None as difficult as the morning pee.




SKILLFUL - The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.




GRAVITAS -




MODERATORS -




BOREDUMB -


TAGS: takes exceptional skill to find and keep boredom while the whole world awaits
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - February 9, 2013, 11:25 pm
That would've been absolutely hilarious if it wasn't so dull :P
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:04 pm
That would be great insight if it wasn't so boring.


LEADERSHIP SKILLS -


TAGS: skills cannot fix everything humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 23, 2014, 7:31 am

LOL!
Greeny - January 23, 2014, 7:26 am
And sometimes Y


FORTRESS -




Mind Control -


TAGS: math skills are important
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 30, 2013, 6:11 pm
Okay... my bad. Sorry I brought up math.
falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 8:41 am
Amen, my fellow motifaker.
TerrorAustralis - June 30, 2013, 4:20 am
it should be legal for g**s to marry, and it should be legal for individual churches to refuse to marry them. the government does not have the right to force churches to marry g**s, and it doesnt have the right to stop g**s from marrying.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 10:09 pm
So is denying Americans their rights.
MPsniper - June 29, 2013, 8:07 pm
same *** marriage is an abomination against humanity and society.


Simple Truths -


TAGS: idiots cars driving skills
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 1:44 am
Yippers...thanks for noticing teehee.
ughomer - November 2, 2013, 8:36 pm
Pwissy ~ at it Again!


SPREAD THE BLANKET -




BETWEEN THE RESURRECTION AND THE SECOND COMING . . . - . . . Jesus used his carpentry skills to make some extra coin


TAGS: wood carpentry car jesus resurrection second coming coin skill
Rating: 3.89/5

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R.S.Jake - February 18, 2010, 1:35 pm
That may be true, it says "woodshop 3 years" under his Senior Yearbook ph**o.
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 1:23 pm
Funny bit of information. Did you know that the Bible says Jesus work with his hands. This does not actually mean a carpenter. Based on newfound evidence of his old hometown, it was more likely he was a mason or farmer. Still, love the poster!


POSTURING -




CAMERON - Dont Mess With Him He Has Skillz


TAGS: cameron skills bad
Rating: 2.34/5

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Christopher John Watt - September 5, 2008, 4:30 am
oh what a lovly day for you cameron.....tonight 9pm my house we still on?
the ninja - August 28, 2008, 6:29 am
dude...
ian - August 19, 2008, 8:49 pm
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ian - August 19, 2008, 8:48 pm
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ian - August 19, 2008, 8:48 pm
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ian - August 19, 2008, 8:47 pm
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Helena - August 19, 2008, 8:46 pm
the only acseptible number is 23... idiot.
Helena - August 19, 2008, 8:45 pm
haha, dat*****'s hitting on you cambam! now's you're chance!
Ian - August 19, 2008, 8:44 pm
woo go cameron im filling up space blame it on the weather, but i'm a mess and this february darkness. has me hating everyone and i know i give you comfort, but this trouble makes me sick and the longer i lay here, i know it's harder to get up with
datnigga - August 17, 2008, 1:41 pm
MOAR!!!
cassie knight - June 25, 2008, 4:39 am
haha wat a homo i luv i.s 4eva
bubaganoosh - June 25, 2008, 4:37 am
oh that pic is quite atractive i want some of that
kelvin shaxson - June 25, 2008, 4:36 am
look at the pecker on that tank
dylan gilbert - June 25, 2008, 4:26 am
what a tank look at the guns on him
cameron mitchell - May 7, 2008, 6:36 am
i absolulty f***ing hate your guts ian
Ian Sharam - May 7, 2008, 6:35 am
haha wat a ***y beast


Talent -


TAGS: skilled touch lips long swollen pulled squeezed giraffe
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 10:57 pm
I was with up until "expertly squeezed!"
concern3 - January 21, 2017, 3:36 am
Fake left go right, UP yours


How to parallel park -


TAGS: parking skills fail humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 23, 2016, 6:34 pm

I do sill drive a stick. 5-speed Chevy truck.
lgvernon - April 23, 2016, 6:32 pm

I only had it a few months. He brought me a little Ford Falcon, not nearly as old. I still wish I had that little car.
lgvernon - April 23, 2016, 6:30 pm

My dad was in the car business. When I was 15, he brought home a 1950 Ford Custom that had come in on trade. His heart was in the right place; it was near mint. But it was a tank. 3-speed column shift, no power anything. I passed my driver's test in it!
Cannabal - April 23, 2016, 4:21 pm
Real challenge: parallel park with a stickshift.
lgvernon - April 22, 2016, 8:33 pm

Keep thinkin', Butch. That's what yer good at.
rerun - April 22, 2016, 8:00 pm

Good thing he doesn't like Kate Moss
CloudchaserS - April 20, 2016, 5:48 am
I have to have crab steering to properly parallel park
lgvernon - April 20, 2016, 1:02 am

I parallel park like a boss, but the husbing, who can drive anything and has the best eye-hand coordination, couldnt parallel park if it meant a night with Kate Moss.
lgvernon - April 20, 2016, 1:02 am

I parallel park like a boss, but the husbing, who can drive anything and has the best eye-hand coordination, couldnt parallel park if it meant a night with Kate Moss.
MissPriss - April 20, 2016, 12:36 am
I vaguely remember learning how to parallel park but that was way back in the day before the car did everything. Can't see using my skill today...teehee. UP'd lg.


EMPLOYER'S DEMANDS -


TAGS: work game clueless skills
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 14, 2016, 7:37 am
Or ***opoly
Reality Lord - April 11, 2016, 7:13 am

oh well...that's life.
mizzdizz - April 10, 2016, 10:27 pm
As long as its not 'Trouble'---^!!!!!


Meanwhile at useless skill university. -


TAGS: cat barreto funny useless skill
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:38 pm
Nic, pretty sure you meant burrito, right?


Multi-Capable Kids -




Hello Kitty Costume -




Unskilled Labour -




Vinaigrette -




I'll get the next one... -




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